NOTE: Moved to Rubulad. We're all about getting audiences wet but not from cold rain. Rubulad is at a secret location, address will be provided to ticketholders. It is near the Morgan Ave. L stop.

Dress warm, sickos. The Last Chance Dancers remain on track to fulfill their mission statement of dancing the entire corpus of discogs.com, this time pumping out Era Vulgaris by Queens of the Stone Age, played live on vinyl. The rain won this one in October but we're back.

No breaks. No mercy. Just raw emotion and bare flesh. Back when we did Gaga, a leaf fell onto the record and hit the needle. During Arctic Monkeys, we hit a nasty scratch and got stuck in a loop. At Britney, Kita accidentally threw her shirt onto the record and needle screeched it hard. Anything could happen.

Doors 8:00pm, show 8:30pm sharp.

Rubulad's theater is standing room. Or you can sit on the floor, it's cool. But if you need a chair, reach out and we'll hook you up.

See nyc.gov/keytonyc for accepted proofs of vaccine for entry.

The Last Chance Dancers are: Queensiñera, Esmé D’Avril, and Venatrix. Plus three one-night-only guests: Dominant Jeane, Désirée De Sade, & Tiny D.

HEADS UP: BUTTS OUT
This is a real burlesque show, with professional burlesque dancers. Anyone is welcome, but please note there will be sexually explicit performance, nudity, and language.

ACCESSIBILITY & SAFETY
It's December & no heating. Be ready.

Rubulad's entry is uneven outdoor walkway. There is a step up into the theater, but the theater is flat cement.

WHAT IS THE CITY RELIQUARY?
Reliquaries typically house the ostensible bones of dead saints. We’re a museum that houses the bones of New York City. From seltzer bottles to schist cores, roller skates from racially integrated rinks, to a burnt out lightbulb from the Statue of Liberty's torch.

WHAT IS RUBULAD
A collective art space that's been around forever in different locations. Currently it's at a secret one. They're really good & honest friends.

WHY MEMBERSHIP?
We are a fully volunteer-run nonprofit museum & civic organization, and we can plan our finances much better around reliable “subscriptions” than the whims of admissions & ticket sales. This show, as with all our events, is free for members.

WHAT ELSE?
Please come prepared to tip the performers via cash, Venmo, or Cash App. Beverages available by cash only.