VAMPIROS SEXOS (aka I WAS A TEENAGE ZABBADOING…)
Dir. Carl Andersen, 1988
Germany, 68 min.
In German with English Subtitles

TUESDAY, APRIL 9 – 7:30 PM
MONDAY, APRIL 15 – 10 PM
FRIDAY, APRIL 19 – MIDNIGHT
SUNDAY APRIL 21 – 5 PM

Queer vampire Jasmine Strange is on the hunt for a poisoned bottle of olive oil which represents perhaps the only line of defense against the evil Dr. Fun Helsing and his malicious consumer goods in Carl Andersen’s delirious debut feature. Stuffed with bar room brawls, gratuitous amounts of unsimulated sex, vampire hunters gleefully singing Joy Division, and one killer guitar-wielding space god dressed like a caveman – Andersen’s lo-fi gonzo romp is a must-be-seen-to-be-believed relic from the german underground cinema of the 90’s. And – to top it off – the full title is easily in the running for greatest of all time: I WAS A TEENAGE ZABBADOING AND THE INCREDIBLE LUSTY DUST-WHIP FROM OUTER SPACE CONQUERS THE EARTH VERSUS THE 3 PSYCHEDELIC STOOGES OF DR. FUN HELSING AND FIGHTING AGAINST SURF-VAMPIRES AND SEX-NAZIS AND HAVE TROUBLES WITH THIS ENDLESS TITTILATION TITLE.