The Last Chance Dancers remain on track to fulfill their mission statement of dancing the entire corpus of discogs.com, this time pumping out Different Class by Pulp, played live on vinyl.

EXCELSIOR PASS or other proof of COVID-19 vaccination required for entry. Email jacob@cityreliquary.org with any questions.

No breaks. No mercy. Just raw emotion and bare flesh. Back when we did Gaga, a leaf fell onto the record and hit the needle. During Arctic Monkeys, we hit a nasty scratch and got stuck in a loop. At Britney, Kita accidentally threw her shirt onto the record and needle screeched it hard. Anything could happen.

Doors 8:00pm, show 8:30pm.

We have more people than chairs. Come early if you want a seat, lean all sexy against a tree or a wall, sit on something that's not a chair, or bring a picnic blanket.

The Last Chance Dancers are: Queensiñera, Esmé D’Avril, Kita Ct. Cyr, Maggie McMuffin, and Venatrix. Plus special one-night-only guest: Go Go Gadget.

HEADS UP: BUTTS OUT
This is a real burlesque show, with professional burlesque dancers. Anyone is welcome, but please note there will be sexually explicit performance, nudity, and language.

ACCESSIBILITY & SAFETY
The main entrance and indoor museum are entirely flat, but there are 4 steps up and 4 steps down to the backyard. The backyard is uneven with some platforms, but a paved area near the entrance is available with a view of the stage. Email jacob@cityreliquary.org with any questions or needs, and we'll happy to work out if and how we can accommodate.

WHAT IS THE CITY RELIQUARY?
Reliquaries typically house the ostensible bones of dead saints. We’re a museum that houses the bones of New York City. From seltzer bottles to schist cores, roller skates from racially integrated rinks, to a burnt out lightbulb from the Statue of Liberty's torch.

WHY MEMBERSHIP?
We are a fully volunteer-run nonprofit museum & civic organization, and we can plan our finances much better around reliable “subscriptions” than the whims of admissions & ticket sales. This show, as with all our events, is free for members.

WHAT ELSE?
Please come prepared to tip the performers via cash, Venmo, or Cash App. Beverages available via cash or Venmo.