Everybody knows the last Monday of every even-numbered month belongs to the anarchist found film festival known as Open VCR Night, but once a year on the last Monday of December, we sacrifice a few hours from our unmanned VCR to bring you Wonderville's annual screening of Jacob Ford's personal 480p copy of WPDR.AVI.

What's WPDR.AVI?

WIZARD PEOPLE, DEAR READER is an unauthorized adaptation of the first Harry Potter film, in which the soundtrack is entirely replaced by Brad Neely voicing every character. It was toured and performed live in the early pre-iPhone aughts, until Warner Brothers cease and desisted it to smithereens. Now, only WPDR.AVI remains.

What's OVCRN?

Open VCR Night is usually 3 hours on the last Monday of every even month, but tonight it is the opening act. Bring some Christmas VHS tapes and get aggressive with the eject button quick—we only have 90 minutes.

Three rules:

1. BYO VHS (or borrow ours it's cool)
2. Anyone may eject, at any time.
3. If you eject, you must INSERT TAPE.

FULL LINEUP:

7:00PM – 8:30PM Miniature Open VCR Night
8:31PM – 11:00PM: Wizard People, Dear Reader
11:01PM – ??:?? Afterparty with Dean and Company

Maybe the VCR will come back open. Maybe I'll put in Spiders and Snakes, Dear Reader, the unauthorized sequel to Brad's unauthorized Potter. Maybe we'll all want to go home.

Whillakers! It'll be a ball.