Hosted by Chloe Sehr and Alissa May Atkinson, 2SHORT2SUCK is a 2-minute storytelling show that features true stories told by local storytellers and comedians, as well as anyone in our audience that has a 2-minute nugget to share. Anything goes--funny stories, weird stories, even scary ones, but they're all true and told without notes or props.

Lineup:
Christiana Jackson
Sarah Wingo
Derik Wingo
Melissa Rocha
Maggie Crane
Emily Winter
Bryan Yang
Chris Calogero
...and open slots ALWAYS for audience members feeling the 2-minute vibe!

SAFETY
Face masks must be worn at all times while indoors. Guests may remove masks outdoors where there is ample room to social distance if you choose. Please be mindful of other people’s space.

Hand sanitizer will be available for all.

ACCESSIBILITY
The main entrance and indoor museum are entirely flat, but there are 4 steps up and 4 steps down to the backyard. The backyard is uneven with some platforms, but a paved area near the entrance is available with a view of the stage.

If the price is keeping you from coming to the show, contact us and we will do our best to help.

Email Charlotte at charlotte.chauvin.97@gmail.com with any questions or needs, and we'll be happy to figure out if and how we can accommodate you.

WHAT IS THE CITY RELIQUARY?
Reliquaries typically house the ostensible bones of dead saints. We house the bones of New York City. From seltzer bottles to schist cores, to roller skates from racially integrated rinks, to a burnt out lightbulb from the Statue of Liberty's torch. These artifacts as the backdrop, we aim to support artists and our Brooklyn community with a plethora of creative and cultural programming.

WHY MEMBERSHIP?
In exchange for your ongoing support as a member, you'll receive free admission to the museum as often as you care to visit, free tickets to all events, free beverages when possible, and—we hope— a tiny New York City historical institution to call your own.

Sustaining monthly memberships help us predict our finances, and survive through and beyond this pandemic. We are entirely volunteer-run and currently have no paid staff. Our community means the world to us, and we would love for you to be a part of it.

If you are not yet a member and buy a ticket, you will be asked after payment if you would like to contribute your ticket price toward membership. What a deal!

WHAT ELSE?
Please come prepared to tip the performers via cash, Venmo, or Cash App.

Drinks and snacks can be purchased from our bar with CASH ONLY.

This event is brought to you by The Future Now @jointhefuturenow.