JOIN US!

Your favorite clowns' favorite cult is back to AWAKEN THE CLOWN inside us all! Come express your truest and sillest self at this ALL-CLOWN, ALL-CULT meeting of mischievous minds and freakish fools on the wackiest weirdest day of the year - Bicycle Day!

Melt your mind and BECOME THE CLOWN at our all-clown, immersive variety show and interactive party. See the most sensational shenanigans performed LIVE AND IN THE FLESH! Dance all night to the heart throb pop art band - BLACK JEANS! Find love or your new bff at our HONKR popup - making your CLOWN 4 CLOWN connections! Create kooky characters at our sock puppet craft zone! Complete the CLOWN QUEST for a very special prize! Discover a secret HYPNOSIS ZONE to brainwash - I mean indoctrinate - I mean… lead you on your path to ultimate sacred silliness! And SO MUCH MORE!

You will have SPECIAL OPPORTUNITIES to rise in the ranks of ridiculousness through ritual ceremony. You will have the RARE CHANCE to ascend into absolute tomfoolery through feats of foolishness. And you may even have a UNIQUE OFFER to achieve ULTIMATE ENLIGHTENMENT through laughter, connection, and play!

JOIN US at the silliest cult in town - and maybe even the world - CLOWN CULT!!

FEATURING!
THE BIG SHOW
8:00pm-10:00pm - SHARP!
Anna Monoxide
Domina Gloria
Pixel
Rozbot
And your host... Chuckie Sleaze!
With special appearances by Cochina Divina, Excess Materials, Miss Woman The Woman, Mx. Ology, Rosemary’s Baby Daddy, Sir Cum Sized, and Trinket

THE BIG AFTER PARTY
10:00pm-3:00am
Live music by Black Jeans
Photo Booth by Human Flower Productions
Flash Tattoos by Lollygag Lab
Clown Crafts with Glittermilk
Fool Informed Tarot by The Oracle Electric
Hypno with Humanette
Non-Fake Pony Rides
Arepas Colombianas
Big Top Popcorn & Candy Shop
Clown Quest
Brand New Merch!
And So Much More!

TICKETS!
$25 Early Bird Sale - SHOW + AFTER PARTY
$30 Pre Sale - SHOW + AFTER PARTY
$40 Door Sale - SHOW + AFTER PARTY

$15 - Early Bird Sale- AFTER PARTY ONLY
$20 - Pre Sale - AFTER PARTY ONLY
$25 - Door Sale - AFTER PARTY ONLY

Whether you’ve been indoctrinated into the cult and wish to rise in the ranks of tomfoolery, or you are clown-curious and yearn for initiation, this night is your chance to ascend into absolute clownery!

And remember: COME IN CLOWN for access to secrets and enlightenment behind your mortal grasp! Don your stripes, polka dots, tutus, and facepaint! Tune your squeaker, shine your horn, and wet your whistles! Become the clown. BE THE CLOWN!

SAFETY AND ACCESSIBILITY!
Consent is mandatory and kindness is key. If at any point you have questions or concerns, please talk to a staff member immediately. They can be found at the bar or at the door.

We will also have 2 SAFETY CLOWNS who will be roaming the venue keeping an eye on all you clowns. They will be wearing a glowing blue armband and can also be a safe person to discuss any concerns to.

This venue is partially wheelchair accessible. The dance floor is one small step up and flat throughout. The backyard is down two large steps down and uneven throughout. The restrooms are up one step and very small.

This show will have flashing lights, blackouts, a smoke machine, and will sometimes encourage movement, speaking, and interaction.

If the price of the ticket is keeping you from coming, please reach out.

Please contact us if you would like assistance in making a plan that works for you and your needs. You can contact us at clowncultclowncult@gmail.com.

WHAT ELSE?
Bring CASH for the CASH ONLY bar, merch, tattoos, and tips for performers. Tickets will be available at the door for cash or venmo.