players, pimps, perverts, lend me your ears! its my freaking birthday in a couple weeks and through no fault of my own, this show is on that day. so please join me in celebrating the birth, life, and triumph of our favorite 10/10 hero: naruto uzumaki (or marina diamandis if tumblr owes you money for mental health damages). Live, laugh love, and as naruto says: "Belief it"

Secret Third Thing is a monthly community event and show centering cartoonists, comedians, and multimedia artists who don't necessarily fit nicely into either of those categories!

FEATURING:

Natasha Allegri - @natazilla

Chris Hastings - @drhastingsfunnies

Lucyana Randall - @lucyanarandall

Jaffer Khan - @jafferkhancomic

DJ set by Rabbit Crime - @rabbitcrime

Bites by Slutty Food - @slutty.food

And your host, Siah

As always, the show will begin with an open projector segment for any cartoonist or multimedia artist who would like to take five minutes and share what they've been working on! Please email any media you'd like to share to secretthirdthingmedia@gmail.com and DM @secret.thirdthing to claim a spot! Spots are very limited, so first come first serve.

WHERE IS THIS THING?

Rubulad! The wildest and wackiest venue of art, sculpture, music, and performance in Bushwick. Exact address will be provided with purchase of ticket, but it is off the Jefferson stop on the L train.

TIMES

7:00pm doors
8:00pm show
10:00pm DJ set and social hour
11:00pm end

TICKETS

Pre-Sale Tickets - $12
Day of/Door Tickets - $15

Please remember to BRING CASH for a bar stocked with drinks!

SAFETY & ACCESSIBILITY

Secret Third Thing is an inclusive community space, and no racism, sexism, ableism, colorism, homophobia, transphobia, fatphobia, or any kind of hate speech is allowed. If you see or hear something you did not like, please speak to Siah or any Rubulad staff and we will do our best to address it.

Please note there are only about 80 seated audience spots available. If for any reason it is critical you be seated, please contact us at secretthirdthingmedia@gmail.com before the event and we will do our best to accommodate you. Beyond those 80 seats it will be standing room only.

The Rubulad entrance is uneven for wheelchair access from the street, and there are 2 steps up into the event space. The bathrooms also contain a step up to the stalls. If you require any assistance or have other questions, please reach out to secretthirdthingmedia@gmail.com before the show and we will do our best to accommodate.